R.I.P.

It's never easy losing a loved one, especially when you've invested so much time in - and have been so devoted to - the relationship. Thus, it is with great sadness that I bid adieu to the dream known as Ottawa Senators, Stanley Cup Champions. But I believe in reincarnation; perhaps we'll meet again next year? (Maybe minus Spezza if you wouldn't mind. He makes little babies cry. Or at least their dads.)

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Wife to Husband: What are we going to do now that the Sens have lost and there's no hockey to watch? Talk?

Husband to Wife: Oh no, don't worry, we'll find something to do.