Look at how cute you are, gushed Adoring and Wonderful Husband. You little “me and mommy mixed together!”Me and mommy mixed together, repeated Wife, slowly, silently, visions of acronyms dancing in her head. M, A, M, M, T... Mammot! ... You’re such a cutie, you little mammot!
Mammot? Adoring and Wonderful Husband sniffed, slowly, silently, sounding it out to himself. M, A, M, M, O, T... Mammot?
Oh, the “o” doesn’t stand for anything. It’s just there, Wife offered by way of explanation, though not asked for one.
Ohhhh…, recognition pouring over Adoring and Wonderful Husband’s face. A GOVERNMENT acronym.
2 sweet nothing:
Now for MAMMOT to be a real government acronym you need to come up with something the O can stand for that makes it not obvious that it was plugged in simply for the creation of an acronym.... mommy and me mixed organically together? Not quite right but I'm sure you'll figure it out. :)
The beauty of a GOVERNMENT acronmym is that you DON'T HAVE TO explain to people what you're talking about. Leave them to ponder what the o stands for themselves, the idiots. I mean, it's only a DEMOCRACY we live in, after all. It's not like we're on Jeapordy or something.
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