not just xy, but X!!!Y!!!

I just want to make it abundantly clear that Adoring and Wonderful Husband is COMPLETELY NORMAL and that he ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT engage in any conduct that makes his manhood questionable. In no way does he play dress-up with any item of clothing that may interfere with his DRIPPING TESTOSTERONE or cloud his RAGING MASCULINITY. Besides, could a chap wearing, cape toting man put together a new fence AND a front step AND drink beer at the same time?

Not unless he's Superman, folks. Not unless he's Superman.